Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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