Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I will be naked everywhere
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
