making cat noises will not fix the situation.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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