from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Randomize
