You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
you made out with another girl for some wings
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
