ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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