Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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