I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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