Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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