Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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