No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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