my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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