I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
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