After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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