You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
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