Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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