I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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