Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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