I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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