does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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