Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
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