People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
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