some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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