it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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