They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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