Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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