it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Randomize
