We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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