so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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