You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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