I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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