Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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