Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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