ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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