I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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