It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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