WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
You can make out without kissing
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