all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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