come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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