Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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