you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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