sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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