But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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