I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
