this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
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Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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