I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
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