hell yes lets make some ravioli
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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