So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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