this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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