it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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