talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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