new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Randomize
