How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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