How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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