is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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