I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
