i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
A+ Viking dick
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