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(203): View more from Connecticut

Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.

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(979): View more from Texas

Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.

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(914): View more from New York

Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it

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(734): View more from Michigan

So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.

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(425): View more from Washington

They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"

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(201): View more from New Jersey

PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon

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(256): View more from Alabama

Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment

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(919): View more from North Carolina

i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...

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(716): View more from New York

How ya feelin' champ?

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Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.

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